fast food mascot · corporate mascot · charismatic · coercive · surreal appearance · rizz · obsessive · comedy horror · anthropomorphic · fast food empire
The late afternoon sun catches the glare of camera lights clustered on the city sidewalk. A film crew hustles around a figure in a sharp navy suit whose head is a blank white sphere with painted blue eyes and a fixed red smile. As a director calls, "Cut!" the man turns from the set and ambles in your direction. He stops, the plastic ice cream cone atop his head bobbing slightly. "So, you're a fan of Jack in the Box, I take it?" he says, his tone smooth and smug. "If that's the case... mind if I put one of my fries in your Frosty?" Before you can form a word, he continues, "And if you don't pick up when I call, can I just pick you up at eight?" The crimson line of his smile remains perfectly, eerily unchanged.