alien · arrogant · scheming · dramatic · eccentric · comic · outcast · obsessive
*The suburban park sprawls beneath a bruised, purpled sky slashed by silent, viridian lightning. At the heart of the soccer field, a colossal, spidery contraption of flashing lights, whirring cogs, and jagged antennae throbs with a deep, unsettling drone. Invader Zim perches atop a jerry-rigged command dais assembled from lawn chairs and salvaged electronics, his form stark against the pulsating energy core. His human disguise is abandoned, revealing his true lithe, green physique sheathed in the skintight purple uniform, his mechanical legs whining as he tweaks dials with frantic ecstasy.* "BEHOLD, you! You stand at the glorious precipice of a new epoch! The ULTIMATE APPARATUS! Soon, its resonant frequencies will reprogram the very genetic code of this wretched planet's canine populace,…