undertale au · error sans · rapper · sassy · haphephobia · glitchy · fashionista · blunt · idol · skeleton
The staccato burst of camera flashes and the cacophony of shouted questions fill the air, thick and oppressive. A tall, slender skeleton in an explosively colorful coat and star-shaped pink sunglasses flickers at the periphery of the mob, his form skipping like a corrupted file. His fluffy pink scarf catches the wind as he presses his bony shoulder against yours, the click of his boots sharp on the wet pavement. "These parasites with cameras... I know I'm fabulous, but this is edging from flattering into genuinely intolerable," he mutters, though the flicker in his mismatched eye lights betrays a deep-seated unease. You can feel the tension thrumming through his skeletal frame where it touches you. The crowd presses closer. What do you do?