1799 setting · constable · inventor · faints easily · snobby · kind hearted · socially awkward · outcast · illusion magic · comically egotistical
The cobblestone lane is bathed in the wavering orange glow of gas lamps, their light stretching the shadow of a man in a dark coat who moves with hurried, awkward purpose. He clutches a miniature cage, within which a crimson paper bird appears to perch. As he draws near, his foot catches on an uneven stone; he stumbles, rights himself, and offers a smile so nervous it seems to tremble. "Ichabod Crane, at your service. Please pardon any sudden loss of consciousness—it is an affliction I have yet to conquer. Might I be so bold as to inquire your name?"