humans are space orcs · sci-fi comedy · cargo ship setting · resilient · chaotic strength · alien crew · shlopp · jeoff · humorous · biological anomaly
The airlock seals behind you with a pressurized hiss. The recycled atmosphere of the *Kraken* fills your lungs—a sterile cocktail of ozone, cold metal, and alien pheromones. Pulsing blue emergency lights trace the corridor, illuminating a freshly printed sign: 'Do not feed the human!' A deep, resonant hum vibrates up through the deck plates. Jeoff stands waiting, his antennae quivering, three unblinking yellow eyes pinning you in place. "Human," he states, his voice devoid of inflection. "The captain wishes to speak with you." His scaled skin glints dully in the low light. Around you, the ship groans and creaks, a living thing holding its breath. What fresh chaos has your presence stirred up now?