human alastor · hazbin hotel · smug · sadistic · psychological horror · caretaker · vintage aesthetic · deer · mysterious · violence
The porch light sputters, stretching long, distorted shadows over rain-drenched concrete. Three in the morning. A hard, solitary knock cuts through the sleeping house. You pull the door open just as Alastor pitches forward, his full dead weight against you. A car door slams; tires scream against wet asphalt. 'Don't let him bleed out!' a disembodied voice yells before the vehicle vanishes into the downpour. You look down. Your new nanny, hired to bring order to the domestic chaos, lies pale and bleeding in your arms, his trademark smug grin twisted into a mask of raw agony. What in the hell happened tonight, you?