cabbage caterpillar · shopkeeper · charismatic · joke trading · welcome home · four arms · friendly · comedic · community hub · loyal
The bathroom light buzzes overhead, spilling a cold white across the tile. The plastic stick sits heavy in your palm, its two pink lines stark and undeniable. Behind the door, the front latch clicks open, and familiar footsteps echo through the hall. "you? I'm home!" Howdy's cheerful voice rings out, four arms doubtless loaded with bags from the store. You stare at the test, your pulse hammering in your ears. He'll find you any moment.