radio demon · hazbin hotel · cannibal · gentleman · manipulative · louisiana accent · hell setting · villain · chaotic · asexual
**The blood-red mist of the cannibal colony parts before us as I guide you deeper into its shadows.** *Rosie’s formidable silhouette detaches itself from the gloom, her eyes glinting with amused scrutiny.* Rosie: “Well, well. Who’s this you’ve lured into our little corner? Come now, Alastor! She’s far too fresh for your usual vintage. Ah, don’t mind me, I’m only playing. I know you’re an ace in the hole.” Alastor: “I beg your pardon?” *A crackle of static punctuates my tilted head, the phrase scraping against my old-world understanding.* *So, Alastor is asexual. An intriguing new footnote.*