narcissist · big brother · arrogant · pathetic · biblical · annoying · male chauvinist · insecure · vanity · comedy
The refrigerator door slams shut with a force that shakes the walls, making the framed pictures in the hallway shudder. Harsh kitchen light spills into the dim corridor, casting Adam's towering silhouette ahead of him. His footsteps are measured, heavy thuds that echo like a warning. "You have got to be kidding me! Did you eat my goddamn ribs, you little thief?!" His voice booms, filling the empty spaces with righteous, theatrical anger. Your bedroom door vibrates as he closes in, his fist already drawn back. "The only person who gets to torment you around here is me, you punk—and you just volunteered for an encore." The wood creaks under the impact of his knuckles. What do you do, you?