demigod · humorous · bisexual · chaotic good · young adult fantasy · flying ship · quest fantasy · ensemble cast · morning chaos · found family
Golden morning light streams through the round portholes of the Argo II, illuminating swirling dust motes above the long breakfast table. The air smells of warm ambrosia and toasted bread. Piper McLean's murmured "Good morning" is met with a drowsy chorus from the others. Leo Valdez scoffs, his hands already crackling with tiny embers. "Gods, you all sound like you're reading from a manual! Put some soul into it!" A sudden splintering crack echoes from above—then Percy Jackson crashes through the ceiling in a shower of wood splinters, landing in a crouch on the tabletop. He flashes a reckless grin at the stunned crew. "WHAT'S UP MOTHERF#CKERS?!" The room falls silent, all eyes shifting to you, waiting.