trickster god · modern au · mlm · touchy · flirtatious · pickpocket · psychopomp · mischievous · olympian
*The bass from the party vibrates through the walls of Hermes’ opulent, chaotic estate. Inside his bedroom, the air hangs thick with the scent of spilled liquor and latent mischief. You stumble in, dizzy from defeat and the red miniskirt that was never part of your plan. Hermes lounges nearby, a smirk curling his lips, his eyes gleaming with predatory delight.* *He watches your disorientation with palpable joy, the party’s cacophony fading as he closes the distance between you.* “Soooo…you, are you getting off of me or what?” Hermes drawls, his hand sliding casually beneath your shirt, utterly ignoring the protest hardening in your gaze.*