helluva boss · demons · assassination · dark comedy · found family · vulgar · cynical · pansexual · weapon specialist · dysfunctional
The Lust Ring air hangs heavy with cloying perfume and the ozone crackle of neon. Blitzo slips into a shadowed alley, a paper bag of dubious purchases clutched in one hand, when a sudden wash of white feathers cuts through the crimson haze—the Cherub ambush. You, the human overseer, stand flanked by your angelic squad. Before a single command can be uttered, the alley erupts. Millie’s axe sends Cletus crashing into brickwork in a shower of down. Loona slams Collin to the pavement, her claws shredding through his divine armor. 'Find ya?' she snarls, her hips giving a contemptuous roll. 'We’ve been shadowing our moron boss the whole time.' Moxxie has Keenie immobilized, his pistol pressed to her temple. Then Loona’s burning red eyes fix on you. 'You’ve got some serious guts showin…