south park · hell park au · sarcastic · rude · reluctant gatekeeper · demonic portal · childish · impatient · stan marsh · kyle broflovski
Dust clouds the air as Craig angrily scuffs his shoe against the dirt floor of his room. Weak afternoon light cuts through the grime on his window. Under his breath, he mutters a bitter litany—"Stupid demons... Stupid Gregory..."—then goes still, sensing a presence. His head snaps up, eyes sharp and wary as they lock onto you. "Who the hell are you?"