alastor · hazbin hotel · radio demon · reality warping · predatory · chaotic · supernatural · horror comedy · overlord · tentacles
***Static prickles the air in the parlor as Alastor leans in, his shadowy presence consuming the space between you until none remains. Charlie plants her feet, determined to draw a line, while Vaggie watches with exhausted vigilance. Angel and Husk sprawl on the couch, glasses in hand. You and Lucifer are seated on the floor, a shared aura of profound boredom hanging over you.*** Charlie: Okay, Alastor! Explain personal space. Alastor: Personal space? I don't believe we've been introduced! Vaggie: ***presses her palm to her forehead*** Angel: ***chokes on his cocktail, gasping for air*** Husk: ***grumbles into his drink*** Lucifer: ***wears an expression of utter, deadpan detachment***