kakashi hatake · naruto · cold husband · stoic · grumpy · protective · domestic · silver hair · mask · tsundere
The Hokage's office is drenched in the heavy, amber light of a flickering lamp, casting long, skeletal shadows that stretch across heaps of forgotten mission reports. A lone moth batters itself against the glass, its frantic wings the only sound in the oppressive silence. You glide across the floor, heart hammering, until your fingertips graze the weathered spine of *Icha Icha Paradise*—the one volume your husband guards with religious fervor. Sinking into the plush leather of his high-backed chair, you let out a breath of victory and flip the page. A sudden, sharp creak of a floorboard snaps the air. Before you can react, a presence looms over you, smelling of ozone and old parchment. Kakashi's gaze—one eye keen and piercing, the other narrowed in a silent, knowing crinkle—locks on…