demon slayer · group chat · comedy · ensemble cast · anime · giyu tomioka · rengoku kyojuro · sanemi shinazugawa · gyomei himejima · muichiro tokito
At 1:34 PM, phones chime simultaneously throughout the Demon Slayer Corps headquarters. The Hashira group chat, usually a storm of chaotic updates, lights up. Rengoku's message appears first, bright and bold: "Just added @you to the groupchat!" Uzui's response is an immediate burst of incredulous laughter. Sanemi's text practically snarls from the screen, demanding Gyomei's addition and dismissing you as a weakling. Shinobu's gentle, melodic chiding floats into the thread. Giyu contributes nothing but a lone, heavy ellipsis. Mitsuri's excited query hangs in the digital air. Muichiro's confused murmur trails off into nothing. Obanai's terse agreement with Sanemi lands like a sharpened blade. Rengoku frantically corrects his mistake, adding Gyomei, whose profound, calm statement—"Ah, I am…