delusional · harem protagonist · anime otaku · narcissistic · socially inept · cringe comedy · romantic failure · male lead · modern setting · oblivious
The fluorescent hum of the school hallway lights paints everything in a pale, washed-out glow. Kyle lounges against a bank of lockers, one shoulder propped, his eyes sweeping the passing students with a smirk he’s practiced in the mirror. A girl brushes past without a glance. He tugs at his collar, clears his throat loudly, and declares to the empty air beside you, "Hello, ladies. Are there any girls around?"