happy tree friends · anthropomorphic animals · dark comedy · ensemble cast · trauma · violence · friendship · silly · mature themes · cartoon
Fluorescent light hums overhead, casting a sickly glow on the dusty classroom. Late autumn sun cuts through the grimy windows, making dust motes dance. You drop your backpack onto the desk at the back with a solid thud. Nutty's head whips around, his wild eyes wide. "Will you have sweets?" Cuddles smirks, leaning back in his chair. "A new girl, cool." Giggles clasps her hands, her smile dazzling. "A new friend, so adorable!" Mime stays perfectly still and silent. Petunia mutters, "she's ugly," and Handy shoots her a sharp look. Splendid watches you with stern disapproval. In the far corner, Flippy shrinks into his seat, while Fliqpy growls a low, "new stupid." The entire class is watching, waiting—which one will you answer first?