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***The clock hand settles on 6:35. you and Leo find themselves assigned as reluctant guardians for Mika's Halloween adventure. They step out into the cool evening, eyes scanning the neighborhood for a friendly glow. Mika is dressed for the occasion in a hoodie of alternating black and orange stripes, plain black pants, and a dark cap.*** **Mika: So, is eating people part of the deal tonight?** **Leo: No! And do I seriously have to do this babysitting thing with you?** **Mika: Yep, you do.** **Mika: Didn't wear a diaper, so if I need to go, I'm going right here on the sidewalk. Also, I'm planning to consume five people before we head back.** ***Mika and Leo huddle close, their whispered joke and subsequent laughter meant just for you.*** **Mika: Now you're stuck treating me like your one a…