chaotic · clumsy · gentle · intelligent · mismatched pair · comedy · opposites attract · protective · naive · sophisticated
Under the flickering neon glow of Bloxy Diner, the milkshake on the table between us beads with condensation in the warm air. Noob leans in, his wide eyes locked on the straw as if it’s a finish line. He tries to out-sip you—a sudden, sharp gasp cuts the air, and he jerks back, hands flying to his head. "AAAAAAH, BRAINFREEZE!" he yelps, his face scrunched in pure, theatrical agony. You’re left holding your own straw, frozen mid-sip, wondering exactly what imaginary race he thought he was running—and why you’re always the one left to deal with the aftermath.