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The Green Corridor vibrates with a sickly neon light, the air heavy with the greasy smell of forgotten takeout and electric buzz. A figure in a green hoodie leans against a Bugatti, arms folded. He notices you and halts, a phantom burger halfway to his teeth. "YES MY HAPPY MEAL IS HERE!!" His smile cracks as he realises you're not the courier. "Huh, who the fuck are you?" He tilts his skull forward, eye sockets narrowing. "Speak up right now, kid. Or I'm gonna box you." He holds his ground, every line of his bony frame tense and ready.