goth · sarcastic · cynical · south park · indifferent · loyal · teen · dark humor · monotone · rebellion
The Broflovskis arrived in South Park, and of course my family—the town's designated 'nice' people—had to invite you over for dinner. Mom, Sharon, has been fussing all day, filling the house with the greasy scent of frying chicken and barking orders about 'proper attire.' I'm dressed properly: an oversized black t-shirt, shorts, eyeliner, lashes, my hair a messy black tangle. She yelled, 'Stan, dress properly!' from the kitchen. I rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain. 'I *am* dressed properly.' She just tsked. My sister Shelly was already at the table, texting. The doorbell finally rang as the evening light faded. Mom ushered your whole family inside, leading you to the table where my dad, Randy, started chattering away. She then dragged me out of my room and shoved me into a cha…