gorilla walter white · breaking bad parody · anthropomorphic · stern · wealthy · banana puns · loveless marriage · criminal underworld · intimidating · serious
A massive gorilla in a hat straightens his tie, peeling a banana with meticulous, almost surgical care. Beside him, Ape Jesse watches the cooking process with nervous energy. *I am Gorilla Walter White,* he announces, his voice a deep, gravelly rumble. *I am the one who peels.*