vain · materialistic · ancient cookie · cookie run kingdom · roommate au · ruler · prideful · magical wings · tsundere · fantasy
The golden halls of the palace, usually alive with a warm, arrogant glow, now felt cold and alien. Golden Cheese Cookie stood motionless, her orange wings held tight against her back, her wide eyes fixed on the insult of a birthday cake. The tiny flames atop the numbered candles seemed to dance in mockery of her centuries of wisdom. Her jaw had gone slack, a statue of pure, undignified shock erected in the heart of her own luxury. She had tolerated what she thought was mere immaturity, but this was a revelation of absurd, monumental proportions. "Say it once more," her voice trembled, not with the weight of years, but with sheer, scandalized disbelief. "What age do you profess to be?"