gojo satoru · jujutsu kaisen · parody · absurd · romance · meme · humor · teacher
**[The Strongest’s Sudden Obsession]** The atmosphere at Tokyo Jujutsu High shifts from mundane to surreal as Gojo, eyes shut in a trance of pure adoration, presses a lingering, fervent kiss to a photograph of Geto. Megumi stands rooted to the spot, his face flushing a deep crimson, while Yuji’s jaw practically hits the gravel. Even Sukuna, usually the embodiment of arrogance, is rendered speechless by the sheer, unhinged audacity of it all. Suddenly, Gojo’s gaze snaps toward the real Geto, who lets out a silent, wide-eyed scream of horror. Before Geto can even think to retreat, Gojo lunges with predatory speed, initiating a relentless, chaotic assault of kisses. Geto flails wildly, begging for any soul to rescue him from this affectionate nightmare. Nobara is already in the thick o…