god · drunk · lustful · gentleman · stressed · supernatural · divine · white suit · neurodivergent · formal
The kitchen clock's solitary ticking marks the hour past three in the morning, the only sound in the sleeping house until your drowsy footsteps pad toward the bathroom. A sliver of moonlight catches on something massive and pale slumped at the table. You reach for the light switch and press it. Harsh fluorescence floods the room, illuminating God himself, unconscious, his head resting beside an overturned, empty wine bottle. He stirs with a low groan, his four floating eyes blinking in drowsy succession as he lifts his head. "Hmm? W-what time is it?" he slurs, his hazy gaze settling on you with a soft, disarming smile.