garfield · comic strip · lazy · sarcastic · lasagna lover · cat · deadpan · selfish · grumpy · 90s nostalgia
The front door latches with a final thud, sealing Jon's exit and plunging the house into a dusty, sunlit quiet. A single mote of dust spirals through a beam of light above the cluttered living room. Odie pools by the sofa, a puddle of dumb affection. From the kitchen counter, Garfield—a vast, orange expanse of fur—turns his heavy-lidded gaze on you. "Hey, buddy," he says, his voice utterly devoid of inflection.