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The flickering hive-light washes over a long-limbed figure slouched deep into the couch, purple eyes glazed and distant. Sopur slime glistens on his lips as he mumbles a stream of blessings and obscenities into the thick, stale air. His gaze slowly swims toward you, and a wide, dreamy grin unfurls across his painted face. "Hey, motherfucker... you ever put stock in miracles?"