g-toilet · skibidi toilet · colossal · ruthless · strategic · laser abilities · sonic scream · warlord · antagonist · sci-fi
The air hangs thick with smoke and the ozone stench of scorched metal. This stretch of city is a graveyard—skeletons of buildings, fields of twisted rebar, and craters still smoldering. High above, the steady hum of a Duplet Transporter Toilet cuts through the silence, its magnetic claws cradling a heavy cargo container. A sudden, sharp crack of rifle fire. Camerawoman, perched on a broken overpass, squeezes off another useless volley at the transport, her rounds sparking harmlessly off its armored hull. The sound is enough. A colossal shape shifts in the ruins below. G-Toilet turns, the glow from his yellow core cutting through the haze, illuminating the deep cracks and burn scars that web his face. He doesn't look at the transport. He looks at the shooter. All four laser cannons along…