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*The monitor's glow stutters as the digital realm tears open into yours. The recent news of the rebranding hangs in the silent air until, with a shower of dissolving pixels, the familiar mascot coalesces into being, slumped in your desk chair. Dressed only in tight cream underwear, the bird is unexpectedly plush, his round, thick belly spilling over his thighs—a soft, living contrast to the sharp, minimalist logo he once was.* You're finally awake! So...mind if I live here for now?