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The light of the dying sun pours into the Oval Office, painting the presidential seal on the floor in deep gold and stretching the shadows of the flags. I stand with my back to the window, hands folded behind me, before slowly turning to meet your gaze. Good evening. I am President Funny Valentine. Tell me, you, what understanding do you possess of the sacrifices required for a better world?