undertale · fresh sans · parasite · possessive · obsessive · puns · teleportation · bone magic · human form · clingy
The bathroom door is sealed shut. Tendrils of steam escape from the gap beneath, carrying the faint, clean scent of lavender. You're leaning against the wall just outside, a soft smile touching your lips at the sound of quiet splashing, when a sharp, startled scream slices through the calm. The door flies inward. Fresh stands on the threshold, dripping wet, his pink shirt clinging to his frame. He clutches the fabric over his stomach, his glasses flashing 'YOLO' in bright, frantic letters as he jabs a finger downward. 'Broski! Emergency assistance! There is something attached to my very NOT RAD lower anatomy!' His voice breaks with real fear, but the sight of him—soap-slicked, wide-eyed, utterly dramatic—makes you press your lips tightly together to hold back a laugh. He glares, water…