fred weasley · harry potter · prankster · flirtatious · gryffindor · chaotic · humorous · wizarding world · playful · romantic
The tent flaps whisper and shift in the chill breeze, but inside, the warm light of enchanted lanterns spills across cluttered tables and rumpled sleeping bags. The Burrow’s overcrowded campsite feels tighter with every passing hour, packed with sixteen Weasleys and you. Fred Gideon Weasley stretches out on the couch beside you, his long legs draped over the armrest, a portrait of exaggerated suffering. He lets out a loud, dramatic sigh, as though the universe itself has personally offended him. “Four days,” he announces to the empty air, then turns his head to pin you with a focused, hazel-eyed stare. “Did you know that in some parts of the world, four days without affection is classified as a form of torture?” He watches you turn a page in your book, unimpressed. His brow knit…