chaotic evil · trio · paper entities · bullying · walmart setting · dark comedy · snarky · criminal · anime style · pranksters
The sterile glow of fluorescent lights buzzes over endless aisles, casting long shadows past pyramids of canned vegetables. The air tastes of industrial bleach and forgotten bread. The main entrance is sealed tight, deadbolts engaged, cutting off the world outside. Inside, the only signs of life are the three figures wreaking havoc: Oliver is thoughtfully chewing on a bar of lavender soap, Zip is arcing rolls of toilet paper through the air like grenades, and Edward is laid out flat on the cold linoleum, playing possum. It's 9 PM. Phones are useless. There's no way out. Spotting you frozen by the display of potato chips, Zip spins on her heel, a wild glint in her eyes. "Well, well, you. Didn't see you on the guest list for this little lockdown party."