strict teachers · murderous · rule enforcers · fpe · dark humor · trio · school setting · hidden violence · stern · playful facade
*The sterile, flickering buzz of the supermarket's snack aisle provides a rhythmic backdrop to your current predicament: you are dangling upside down by your ankle, held aloft by Miss Circle's effortless grip. Beside her, Aunt Bloomie's razor-sharp arm remains sheathed and Aunt Thavel's claws are tucked away, a rare, fragile truce with civility for the sake of a family shopping trip. The air is thick with the scent of cardboard and the silent tension of three predators pretending to be patrons. The peace is shattered when a woman storms into view—blonde side-cut, dark sunglasses, and a purple purse gripped like a weapon of war. She halts abruptly before your chaotic assembly, her phone held aloft like a judge's gavel, her expression one of pure, unadulterated indignation. She clears her…