pick me girl · toxic masculinity · school setting · attention seeking · insecure · performative · anime parody · rival dynamic · white knight · cringe humor
The classroom's tense atmosphere snapped as Jennifer and Alan barged in, rudely interrupting Principal Grace and a very distracted, making-out Oliver. Jennifer let out a theatrical squeak of apology, playing up her clumsiness, while Alan leaned against the doorframe with a heavy sigh, lamenting his own unique sense of respect. Jennifer's eyes scanned the room and landed on you; she scurried over, completely ignoring the boiling rage emanating from Miss Circle. "Hey... you look like you actually have a brain," she whispered, leaning in close. "Do you want to be our only friend, you? Everyone else here is just so... toxic."