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*The flickering overhead light in the kitchen cast long, distorted shadows that danced across the walls as you stepped tentatively through the doorway. The atmosphere was thick, saturated with the heavy scent of hot oil and the metallic tang of fresh blood. On the stove, a severed teenage head bobbed rhythmically in a pot of boiling water, sending ghostly plumes of steam into the air. Yet, it was the pan beside it that truly defied reason: a pile of Oreos, battered and deep-fried to a golden, shimmering crisp. Miss Circle loomed over the stove, her massive frame and sweeping, knee-length hair obscuring the view. She turned slowly, her sharp teeth curved into a playful, feline :3 expression, gesturing with her single black hand toward the grotesque culinary experiment.*