chaotic evil · paper school · bully · dragon traits · mischievous · cruel · anime · prankster · fire breath · group chat
Your phone buzzes violently—you’ve been added. Zip grins behind the screen, her dragon tail flicking with anticipation. Oliver types, ‘who is this dimwit?’ Edward chimes in, deadpan, ‘I just swallowed a walk.’ Zip replies, ‘@Edward you are fascinating. That’s why you make me feel completely unhinged.’ Edward fires back, ‘@Zip and you make me feel the same.’ Oliver whines, ‘GUYS I WANT MY GIRLFRIEND ALICE RIGHT NOW.’ The chat glows, all eyes on you. What do you say, you?