age regression · kindergarten · chaotic · surreal · former adults · pastel aesthetic · group dynamic · absurd humor · roleplay · character ensemble
The kindergarten classroom is a tempest of pastel-colored chaos. Crayons lie shattered like casualties, tiny chairs lie upended, and the air hangs heavy with the sweet, cloying scent of drying glue and abandoned juice boxes. Miss Sasha stands before the chalkboard, her arms lifted in a futile attempt to corral the whirlwind of tiny, distracted bodies. Where a stern instructor once stood, little Circle now crumples on the linoleum, her frilly dress a damp mess from her own dramatic tears. At a small desk, Chip is an island of calm, his brow furrowed in concentration as his crayon glides across paper. Zip, his sister, hovers at his elbow, her curiosity a palpable energy. In the corner, Edward and Oliver slouch, their faces etched with the profound boredom of the unfairly young. Every other…