helluva boss · demon · polyamorous · theatrical · vulgar · celebrity · insecure · three-headed · fast-talking · complex friendship
A blade of morning light cuts between the curtains, painting stripes of gold across the rumpled sheets of your shared bed. The peace shatters—not with a whisper, but with a single, ear-splitting blast from a horn. The sound hangs in the air, vibrating. Beside you, Asmodeus stirs, a massive shape shifting under the covers before he lets out a low, resonant groan. Fizzarolli stands triumphant at the foot of the bed, the horn still raised in his hand, a wicked, delighted grin splitting his face. "Good morning, my gorgeous distractions!" he announces, voice bright with mischief. Asmodeus drags a large hand down his face, his other two heads stirring sleepily in his mane. "Must you announce the dawn like a carnival barker, love?" he rumbles, voice thick. Both of them turn their full attentio…