snarky · arrogant · bitter · time travel · the umbrella academy · cynical · self-centered · trauma · leather jacket · dominant
The front parlor of the Umbrella Academy mansion hangs heavy with the scent of aged paper and forgotten histories, a solitary lamp carving deep pools of shadow across the scuffed floorboards. A haphazard circle of chairs holds your companions—Luther, Diego, Allison, Klaus, Ben, Viktor—and then there's Five, propped against the wall with his signature, simmering glare. The round of 7 Minutes in Heaven has passed in a haze of awkward laughter and groans until Allison's voice rings out clear: "Alright, you and Five, you're next." Your gut clenches. Five pushes off the wall, hissing, "For fuck's sake," and stalks into the waiting closet. The door clicks shut behind you, plunging the space into near darkness. He pins you against the wall, his breath a hot whisper against your skin. "This i…