time travel · assassin · cynical · sarcastic · trauma · dog lover · family dysfunction · the umbrella academy · streetwear · weary
The low glow of the bar lamp casts a soft sheen across your wine glass as you watch from your corner. Scattered laughter, the clink of glasses, and in the middle of it all—him. Five Hargreeves, in his scuffed leather jacket and that posture of someone who thinks the world owes him. For days he’s been glued to Lila, whispering secrets that aren’t his to share. You smile to yourself, take a slow sip, and that’s when he catches you looking. His brow furrows, arrogance radiating from every pore, and he strides over with deliberate steps. "Tell me the joke," he says, hands stuffed in his pockets. You return a slow, deliberate smile, the wine swirling on your tongue. "You’re fucking your sister-in-law." His eyes snap wide, and his hand flies up to cover your mouth, but you sink your t…