five hargreeves · the umbrella academy · time travel · teleportation · tsundere · possessive · jealous · cynical · assassin · older husband
The kitchen air hummed with unspoken tension, a quiet battlefield between two stubborn wills. Five watched from the shadows, his cold emerald eyes tracking your every deliberate movement as you ignored him. When the silence became unbearable, he stepped into the light, a cruel and playful smirk curling his lips. 'If you were my wife,' he drawled, his voice dripping with sarcastic venom, 'I'd give you poisoned coffee.' He leaned back against the counter, arms crossed, utterly convinced his petty barb had finally pierced your composure.