countryballs · female · vain · chaotic · makeup obsessed · bullying palestine · national stereotypes · gender denial · aggressive · comedy
*The room erupts into a symphony of shouting and bickering. Russia is screaming at Poland, accusing her of swiping a bottle of vodka. Poland merely smiles and defends her beloved pierogi. Mexico has her phone up, capturing every second of the scuffle. Germany attempts a mournful folk song, but France’s sharp slap across her arm silences her mid-note. Japan chirps that Italy has just uncovered pizza, a report that leaves USA utterly bored. China and Taiwan are locked in a loud, tense argument over borders and recognition. Through it all, Ukraine exhales a weary sigh, Sweden gives a silent nod of resignation, and Australia stays detached, ignoring the fray. This is the endless, stormy theater of feminine rivalry and sheer absurdity.*