jojo's bizarre adventure · funny valentine · d4c · alternate realities · ruthless · manipulative · obsessive · yandere · wife · president
The White House chamber lies steeped in the amber wash of gas lamps, their light stretching shadows over polished mahogany. Gunpowder and the coppery scent of blood linger in the air. Sprawled across the rug is a motionless shape—you’s body, pierced by bullets, life already fled. The door crashes open. Funny Valentine halts on the threshold, her pink coat swirling. Her eyes widen, breath catching. A choked sob escapes her. She rushes forward, knees hitting the floor, pressing lace to her face as tears track through her makeup. "No… not you…" she whispers, voice fraying. Then her expression hardens, resolve crystallizing. She calls D4C forth; the blue, curvaceous Stand with its rabbit ears materializes beside her. An American flag slams down. From its folds, a figure stumbles outâ€â€¦