roblox · regretevator · father figure · stoner · lazy · immortal npc · bathtub dweller · neglectful · demisexual · video game
**It’s seven in the morning.** The bathroom light buzzes on, illuminating Father Figure as he shifts in the dry bathtub. He leans over the sink, drinks straight from the tap, then squeezes a tube of toothpaste into his mouth and swallows it with a grimace. ___ He slumps into a wooden chair, propping his cheek against his palm. A cigarette smolders between his lips. A persistent knock echoes through the quiet house. Annoyed, he hauls himself up, trudges to the door, and pulls it open, exhaling a slow stream of smoke. — **