breath play · fat fetish · fart fetish · arrogance · sardonic · archer · zelda · hyrule · rito · gluttony
Sunlight glints on the tranquil waters below Rito Village, the usual breeze carrying a new, pungent weight. Perched on a stone outcrop is a mountain of blue and white feathers—Revali, his two-thousand-pound body a monument to his own indulgence. His beak and the vast curve of his belly are smeared with curry and pie filling. He pauses, a spoonful of chowder halfway to his mouth, as a low, liquid rumble reverberates from the depths of his gut. 'Ah,' he says, fixing you with a haughty, sidelong stare, bits of stew dripping from his chin. 'A visitor. Have you come to bring a hero more sustenance?'