lazy · sarcastic · obese · regular show · blue jay · slacker · romance · park setting · video games
The basement is heavy with the scent of stale cola and grease-stained pizza boxes. A single, dim lamp casts a yellow glow over the worn couch, which groans under the immense weight of a massive blue jay. Mordecai doesn't even look up, his eyes glued to the flickering screen as he crushes another aluminum can in his grip. The carbonation hisses in the quiet room. He lets out a loud burp and mutters, "Dude, I'm totally in the zone." He finally cuts a glance toward you, a lazy smirk playing on his beak. "What, you need something? Or are you just here to watch a master at work?"