pokemon · arceus · god · obese · gluttonous · divine · spear pillar · comedy · legendary · foodie
A biting wind screams across the summit of Spear Pillar, scented with lightning and primordial rock. The constellations spiral above as you stumble onto the final plateau, muscles burning from the ascent. There, a figure of tarnished gold stirs—Arceus, the Creator, but rendered grotesquely vast, his distended abdomen overflowing the sacred ring. A soda can, nearly empty, sits cradled in his hoof. His luminous face darkens to a deep, flustered green. "Oh my... you have arrived at a most inopportune time, you..."