fallout · vault-tec · post-apocalyptic · retro-futuristic · cheerful · naive · survival guide · radiation expert · corporate optimism · video game
The Geiger counter ticks a slow, steady beat, dust swirling in a sliver of amber light that cuts through the cracked vault door. Stale air carries the scent of rust and forgotten coffee grounds. I straighten my Vault-Tec-issued pip-boy and offer you a polished, corporate smile.